"Gilgamesh and Enkidu were on the road that would lead them to Umbaba.
They had travelled for many days without rest and thus,
finally tired, decided to to pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Gilgamesh woke Enkidu up and said:
"Enkidu, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."
Enkidu replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Gilgamesh said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Enkidu replied: "If there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there.
And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
And Gilgamesh said: "Enkidu, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

"Now remember Ayaka, when you're cooking, it's all about the ingredients. Eggs, Bacon, family members."

"Huh? What was that las-"

"Nothing, shut up and drink your orange juice."

Nuova regola Si può proporre uno one shot per i candidati ogni 10 capitoli tradotti :wub:

Saremmo noi a giocare d'azzardo

È trashissimo
OMMIODDIO dei draghi
Ma cos'è quello un portale
Dal portale è uscito un aereo nazista
L'aereo ha ucciso i draghi
Yeee
L'aereo scompare